Hey everyone. Many of you are aware that
because I debunk so many different forms
of anti-science propaganda, I receive an
excessive amount of negative attention
from trolls of all varieties. Some of
these trolls are angry about a specific
thing, while some of them just become
generally obsessed with me and construct
shrines in their mom's basement to
perform ritualistic voodoo magic on a
Professor Dave effigy. It's weird as
hell. So, let's talk about it. To be
clear, I am aware that attracting
attention on the internet will always
come with a downside. It doesn't matter
what you do. Whether you're a beautiful
woman who chooses to post sexy content
or a sketch comic or a political
commentator or a science communicator,
trolling is the one thing you can
absolutely count on. The internet is a
disgusting vitriolic cesspool that is
trying to eat you alive every second of
every day until you shut up and hide
from the world. Given the size of my
channel, the volume of debunking content
I make, the view counts I regularly
achieve, and the size of the targets I
choose, it's actually surprising how
little harassment I receive. The
absolutely constant trolling in my
comments sections is annoying. But once
you get used to it and figure out how to
exploit it, as I have explained in other
content, it's just not that big a deal.
It's about as annoying as a paper cut or
a mosquito. The occasional threats by
email and text are off-putting, but they
are relatively few and far between and
rarely credible. But once in a while,
there is a troll so creepy and so
persistent that it is genuinely
concerning when there is an obsession of
this magnitude combined with very clear
mental instability. It can easily lead
one to a dark place, especially when you
have small kids. Many of you will
already know who I'm talking about. It's
this guy. I've used his bizarre
threatening rants about me as leadins
for incogn reads before. Exploit trolls,
remember? If you haven't seen those
integrations, let me just give you a
quick taste of what we're dealing with.
>> You're cult. You're [\h__\h] scientism,
cult, [\h__\h] I'll [\h__\h] kill you.
>> Handsome fella, huh? Anyway, he has a
channel called Dioplatoninus Ambitheus
Carson P. Lee, and his name does appear
to be Carson Lee since he emails me from
time to time as well, or he did before I
blocked him. My inbox is full enough
already. Astral cuck seems to be his
insult of choice, while he projects his
insanity onto me. I appreciate when a
little whimsy is injected into your
run-of-the-mill incel behavior. Anyway,
back on his channel, his primary output
is endless shorts, which are just him
ranting into his phone, usually about
me, but not always, which he posts rapid
fire in a manic state. He usually gets
less than 10 views, sometimes even one
or zero views, which means he either
watched it once himself or didn't even
bother. He's having meltdowns about me
into the void. And I only became aware
of this because he always tags me. He
also has longer content where he rambles
about various rituals and other pseudo
philosophical topics and even outlines
his own religion. You know what they
say, anyone with enough charisma can
start a cult. And this guy is oozing
with charisma. In this video, we're
going to examine Carson's content. Be
forewarned, this is not a debunk. There
is nothing coherent to debunk here. This
guy makes Terrence Howard sound like a
scholar. In fact, this video will have
essentially no educational value unless
you compare it to something like a trip
to the zoo. If you watch this from a
psychological and sociological
standpoint, you might get something out
of it. But don't come at this thinking
you're going to learn a bunch of science
like when I debunk actual charlatans. I
should also say something before we get
going. I'm going to be perfectly candid
here. I struggled with whether or not I
should make this video. Some of you will
probably conclude that this video is in
poor taste, and you might be right. I
get it. I'm putting a spotlight on a
mentally ill person and I'm profiting
off of it. But on the other hand, I'm a
person, too. This is a thing that's
happening to me and it's bizarre. I have
a stalker who is constantly harassing me
and even making bizarre physical threats
on a semi-regular basis. Is it
outrageous for me to share with you a
thing that's happening to me, especially
a thing that makes me feel slightly
unsafe? If the spotlight makes me feel a
little safer, is it still wrong to do?
Is there a point where harassment and
threats become significant enough that
publicizing those threats and the person
they're coming from is one approach
towards enhancing my own safety? Or is
that outweighed by the negative impact
this could have on a mentally ill
person? I don't really know. If you
think I'm doing the wrong thing, you can
yell at me in the comments and I won't
fight back. Again, this video is
fundamentally different from my typical
debunking content and I know that, but
I'm too close to this [\h__\h] to have an
objective opinion about it. I'm just not
sure that I must accept solitude in
navigating stuff like this. My life is
weird. I do my best to produce content
that is beneficial to society, that
educates people, and fights back against
the mastrom of lies and propaganda on
the internet. And in return, I receive
excessive praise and appreciation, as
well as endless harassment, including
occasional threats. This is part of my
daily life. I don't think it's that
weird to not want to be alone in this,
so I'm telling you guys about it. That's
all. If this doesn't interest you, I
won't be offended if you sit this one
out because again, there is very little
that's educational in here. At best,
this will resemble a case study in human
psychology. But it is really funny, too.
Like really, really [\h__\h] funny. Like,
nobody could write this [\h__\h] kind of
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the way, let's see if we can find a
suitable spot to jump into this saga. He
started obsessing over me in February of
this year, so let's check out one of his
earliest shorts just a month before
that. Here he is in January sharing a
bit about himself.
>> I am uh the savior of the world and it's
undoing.
I'm burning you, everything you hold
dear,
and everything you'll ever know
to the ground and building it up better
in my image, in my vision,
and I own you. You're my slave.
You hear that?
>> Oh, cool. A Messiah complex. How
innovative. Well, burning everything to
the ground doesn't really seem like a
constructive mission statement. Building
it up better sounds a little rosier, but
then he capped it off with in my image.
So, we're back to sounding catastrophic.
And he owns me or us or whoever he's
talking to here. And we can't know who
since it cuts off right before he
addresses his alleged slave or slaves.
By the way, this one is called, "I am
clothed with the body of flesh. I am one
with the eternal and omnipotent God.
Amazing. Okay, now let's check out his
first short about me. This is February
22nd and it's called Professor Dave
Explains is the anti-intellectual cult
leader. That's literally the polar
opposite of reality. But let's hear him
out. Maybe he's devised a convincing
thesis. So, Professor Dave Explains is
an anti-intellect the the
anti-intellectual
um cult leader who
um is a massive [\h__\h] hypocrite. Um
he Yeah, he's just an idiot. He's a
[\h__\h] complete idiot. Um what else?
What else?
Um,
yeah, he's terrible,
>> man. Get this guy an op-ed column in the
New York Times. What a wordssmith. I
guess someone doesn't know how to think
of what he wants to say before pressing
record. What do you suppose I've
debunked that's got him so upset? Is he
a flat-earther, a creationist, an
antivaxer, a pseudoarchchaeology cult
member? Maybe we will be able to piece
it together as we move along. Anyway,
some of you will recall that I used this
little clip in my Professor Dave is a
stupid toxic jerkface video, which put a
spotlight on my trolls. He had tagged
me. I found it absolutely hilarious, so
I used it as an example of the
intellectual caliber of my haters. He
didn't take too kindly to that. Hey
Dave, since you want to make terroristic
threats, my address is Avenue, Port
Boliver, Texas 77650.
come come follow through on your
terroristic threat or go to jail, which
you probably should already if you
believe in the rule of law and uh you
know the legal the justice system.
No, I didn't just dox this guy. He
publicly shared an address out of his
own accord which may or may not be his
home address. I have no idea where he
lives. I don't care and I'm not even
remotely suggesting that anybody do
anything with that information. But more
importantly, what are these terroristic
threats?
>> You know, I
I might I might just press charges for
you saying that you should uh you know,
push people around and beat them up and
uh assault them, specifically in a video
referencing me right off the bat and
stealing my content.
H I definitely didn't say I was going to
beat anyone up. I've talked about
bullying the bullies online, like in
this interview with Katie Morton, and I
quite clearly explained how that meant
pushing back on toxic anti-science
propaganda with aggressive language in
videos that expose fraudulence.
Definitely no assault in there, and I
don't think I said anything like that in
this video, nor did I steal any content.
He clearly doesn't know how YouTube
works.
>> Yeah, you are you are [\h__\h] yourself
right now, aren't you?
because you know you broke the law.
>> I'm [\h__\h] myself laughing perhaps,
but no laws were broken, that's for
sure. Anyway, this explosive session
yielded quite a few angry tantrums. So,
let's watch them all. poetry, music,
rhythm, chord,
chorus, all of these things, all of
these vibrations
are much more real than objective
reality
because guess what? They make people
feel [\h__\h] That's more real to them than
anything that comes out of a scientific
paper.
Okay, Dave. Okay, Dave, you hear that?
Or or do you think that those feelings
and those thoughts and that subjective
experience isn't real?
>> Ah, yes. The infamous vibrations. Music
and vibrations are more real than
reality because they make people feel
things. We are entering some quantum
mysticism territory. Well, I know quite
a bit about music, champ, and there are
plenty of scientific papers studying
music, its effect on human psychology,
and all kinds of other stuff. And I
certainly would never suggest that
thinking isn't real. Although I'm not
detecting much of that from you,
>> Dave. I can find quotes from you that
that are anti-theist in nature. So when
you say that you're not anti-theist,
you're just flat out [\h__\h] lying about
your own [\h__\h] narratives. You have
[\h__\h] narratives that conflict, that
are not coherent. You're not coherent.
Your entire [\h__\h] worldview is
[\h__\h] You're a liar. Just flat out.
You lie intentionally to dis dissuade
and mislead and disinform your entire
audience. Your cult. Your [\h__\h]
scientism cult. Ah, I suppose we have
landed on creationist. That's why he's
so upset about my content. Well, I'm not
an anti-theist and I am constantly going
out of my way to defend deism as a
position that does not specifically
contradict science and which I do not
share, although it does not bother me.
So, he's a little confused. But of
course, much like earlier rants, these
claims about how dumb and incoherent I
am don't really land without any
examples. And I don't see any examples
of any lies either. But I lead a
scientism cult because he says so. A
tale as old as time.
Um, what else?
Um,
I'm not going to because I don't care
about you that much.
Genuinely speaking, I just find you
really [\h__\h] stupid. And I think all
of your audience is extremely [\h__\h]
stupid, too. And I want you to post this
with actually citing me as the uh video
copyright holder, okay? Otherwise, I'm
going to copyright claim you again,
okay, [\h__\h]
>> Oh, don't worry. I'm going to share
quite a lot of your content and I don't
know what copyright claim you're
referring to since I've never gotten one
from you since you can't do that since
this is fair use just like when I
comment on content from any other
creator in hundreds of other videos I've
done. Try me. Or better yet, come
[\h__\h] follow through on your
terroristic threat. Come beat me up.
Beat me up, [\h__\h] I'll [\h__\h] kill
you. Now, Carson, I don't have any
intention of beating anyone up in such
an unprovoked manner, but you just made
a very clear physical threat. Are you
sure that's such a good idea? One could
very easily use that as the centerpiece
of a case for intent to harm another
individual. Do you want to complement
this with some super creepy videos where
you just stare at your phone while
disturbing music plays?
Awesome.
[cheering]
[music and screaming]
That's very reassuring. Okay, back to
the initial series of rapidfire rants.
>> Dave, I just want to clarify.
>> Oh, good. He's going to clarify. He's
going to apologize for all the slander
about lying and cult leading and then
tell us what he really meant.
>> You are a liar, a fraud,
a cult leader, and you yourself don't
believe anything you say.
>> Okay. Well, that's just all the [\h__\h] he
said before, so I'm not sure what that
was meant to clarify. Maybe he's got
something else up his sleeve.
>> Okay. And neither do you not believe
anything you say. you actually
legitimately are convinced by me to be a
panabistmic bivalent individual or a um
doxastic superposition supporter.
Oh, now that's much clearer. Thanks,
buddy. I am a panepistemic bivalent
individual or a docastic superposition
supporter. What could be clearer than
that? I mean, those are words and they
probably go together somehow
>> because you realize it's the most
logical position. First off, and I will
prove this by saying this, most of your
videos are making a career out of being
an anti-theist and then denying that
you're an anti-theist later
in different videos.
None of my videos are about that. Even
the creationism debunks, let alone all
the other topics and frauds I debunk
that have literally nothing to do with
God. I wonder if he's actually seen my
content. You'd think that someone this
obsessed with me would have pressed play
once or twice, but that doesn't seem to
be the case here. You're stupid. You're
a medit.
And you feel like you're a genius, like
you have a massive IQ when you don't
even have a degree, nor do you That's
the thing. I don't feel like degrees are
really necessary in the modern day.
>> Right. I don't have a degree even though
I have two. But that's okay because
degrees don't matter. But I'm still
stupid because I don't have a degree
even though I have two. Who's being
incoherent here, champ? because you can
make a lot more money um just talking
[\h__\h] really
pointing at people's in internal
contradictions
and uh the internal contradictions of
reality itself and pry apart reality at
the very uh essential subatomic level.
Well, I don't know about prying apart
reality at the subatomic level. I'm
pretty sure I explain how subatomic
particles and atoms and molecules work
and really really well. That's why
students use my physics and chemistry
tutorials to pass their classes. But
you're right about one thing. I do make
more money than any teacher and most
scientists, too. That's what happens
when you're entrepreneurial and really
good at something.
>> You don't exist. You're not real.
You're welcome. Wake up.
>> I don't exist now. Yes, I should thank
him for that revelation. Now I don't
have to pay my mortgage. Is this some
Matrix [\h__\h] I wonder if he's a
flatearther, too.
>> Subscribe to me if you want to join my
uh watch and join and enjoy my uh
getting lynched by the scientific
community, the geniuses, the
open-minded, the professors,
you know, the the uh
know-it-alls.
Um, speedrun
any%.
Hope you enjoy.
Sounds like we have a gamer here. No
scientists are coming to lynch you,
chief. They're minding their own
business doing science. Or at least they
were until Trump took all their funding
away. And they don't know you or think
about you. The only person who knows you
is me because you tag me every [\h__\h]
day so that you show up in my mentions
feed at all times. You're the one
thinking about educated people day and
night with a gigantic chip on your
shoulder.
>> Dave,
you don't believe anything you say. You
also don't disbelieve anything you say
because you're convinced by me to be a
doxastic superp position supporter or a
uh epis panepistic bvealent person
because it's the logical position to
take.
It's not that I doubt for even a second
that this is a real thing. Those are
really big words and you're really
smart, so it definitely has to be a
thing. I'm smart like you, so I totally
know what that is. But I do wish you
would explain what it is at least once.
You know, for the viewers at home,
the honest truth is that you are a
midwip.
Now, I don't think that degrees or
professorships
are necessarily uh important in the
modern day
because it's much easier to do like you
and just talk [\h__\h]
Yeah, we've been over this. You convince
yourself that degrees and titles don't
mean anything so that you can pretend
you're smarter than actual smart people
who have studied things their whole
lives. But again, if you want to pretend
I'm in your camp, which I'm not since
I'm educated, then it doesn't make sense
to also denigrate me for it, even if it
were true, since you'd actually be
describing yourself. Use your noggin,
you know, like be an anti-theist in the
vast majority of your videos and then,
you know, pretend not to be in other
videos and just act like you're always
right, a [\h__\h] know-it-all.
Like genuinely, I I wouldn't be
surprised if you don't have a degree and
you're just lying about their
credentials.
>> Well, I'm not. But again, you just said
nobody needs any degrees or credentials,
so you really need to find a way to pick
a lane here.
>> Um, what else?
>> [sighs]
>> Buddy, you got to jot down some bullet
points or have some kind of an outline
or game plan before you hit record. This
is a lot of dead air. Just a friendly
tip from a successful content creator.
>> You're not real.
I'm not real. I don't really care. I
mean, honestly, honestly, I I do feel
like there is probably the truth of uh
realism and anti-realism is that there's
probably some kind of compatibilist
situation that's more true than either
realism or anti-realism.
You know what I'm saying? Uh
that makes sense.
Totally. I do know what you're saying.
I'm not real and you're not real, but
also that's not quite right. So, we
probably are both real or kind of real
or whatever is in between real and not
real, which is obviously a super deep
thing to say and not just
pseudointellectual gibberish. Well done.
>> But you would never admit that because
you're a dimwit, a midwit. Sorry. Sorry.
smart enough to take tests and uh you
know uh
study.
Hey, you're not smart enough to study
very good.
Um
you're actually much more, how would I
put this? How would I put this?
You're the kind of guy that's good at
talking the talk but not walking the
walk.
Yes, I talk, but I don't walk because
I'm really good at studying and taking
tests, which is how I got a degree,
which would be walking in this analogy.
But also, I'm not good at walking. So,
he just contradicted himself. And also,
my degrees aren't real because he says
so, hence the talking and not walking.
Airtight. Okay, pink shirt day is over
and we're moving on to green shirt day.
Dave, you know, I I
expect you to be an idiot, an
anti-intellectual, the anti-intellectual
cult leader, but I did not expect you to
outright come out and say establishment
equals an intellectual in your new
video. You're a [\h__\h] crackpot, buddy.
Uh-huh. Which video was that? You're
going to have to cough up a link in a
timestamp and a direct quote because I
definitely didn't say anything like
that. If by establishment you mean
academia, yes, academia contains many
intellectuals, but they are not
equivalent. There are dumb people in
academia, but the average intellect
among academics is certainly higher than
the broad national average. Who cares
though? You're such a brilliant
autodidact apocalyptic savior. remember.
>> Um, and you know, it's essentially one
of those situations where you're just
saying stuff out of your ass, and it can
easily be characterized as Islamophobic,
uh, anti-Sia,
anti-Iran propaganda.
Um, and I would not doubt that you're
being paid by the State Department to do
all this and to make the statements that
you're making. Um,
>> Islamophobic. Well, after being called a
Jewhating Nazi so many times, that is a
nice change of pace. But yes, I'm
totally being paid by the State
Department, whichever department he
could be referring to, even though I am
constantly [\h__\h] all over the Trump
administration,
>> because obviously you very well could
be. I mean, you are you do seem like the
kind of person who would take that
money. You know, you seem like the kind
of person who has no moral backbone and
is willing to stand with a genocide that
you disagree with.
Um, just because just because you think
that America is so strong and OP and
deserves to uh rule the world.
Um,
and that no one else should have any
right or any capability to stand up to
American hedgeimonyy.
>> We're really racking up a lot of
evidence for him not ever having watched
any of my content. You can call me a lot
of things, but a supporter of Israel's
genocide and America's belligerent
imperialism is not one of them.
>> Um, you know, the official narrative,
uh, the State Department line that you
tow
um,
yeah, keep coping, Dave. I'm going to
keep responding to your content, your
new video, and uh, embarrassing you.
Yes, he's going to keep exposing me as a
shill for the Trump administration's
foreign policy. Whatever will I do
without that sweet, sweet Trump money.
>> Hey, uh Dave, the US economy 100% is a
multi-generational Ponzi scheme. You
just profit from it, so you don't care
that it is. You like that. You enjoy
that fact and you profit from it. So,
you're gonna perpetuate the fact that
it's not the idea that it's not because
it's not even a fact. It's it's complete
[\h__\h] that the the US economy is not
a not a Ponzi scheme.
It is. I mean, capitalism is a Ponzi
scheme in essence, and you're a
capitalist, so of course, you're going
to defend it.
>> I have to say, being treated like one of
the oligarchs I am constantly raging
against is a bizarre experience. I've
been called so many things so many times
that when I get a brand new one, it's
almost exhilarating. Which Ponzi scheme
am I profiting from? I wonder. The one
where I make YouTube videos alone in my
house. I'm not sure if he knows what a
Ponzi scheme is. I'm also constantly
illustrating the devastating effects of
predatory capitalism and promoting
socialist ideas like social and economic
equality as well as universal health
care, child care, education, housing,
and more. So, we really are continuing
to build a rockolid case for him never
having seen my content.
>> Um, you're corrupt. You're an idiot. Um,
or if not an idiot, you're a midwit. Um,
you're a war propheteer.
You're immoral.
You're lacking in backbone
to directly address me instead of just
going through a proxy.
war propheteer. You know me. If there's
one thing I love to do, it's selling
weapons to Israel. He's got me there.
And I don't know what proxy he's
referring to. I've completely ignored
him until this video. No proxy
necessary.
>> You know, cuz you're a law cow.
You're unserious.
You're an establishment shill.
You're you're captured by the Zionist
state.
and their uh you know [\h__\h]
their intelligence operation. You
probably have some Epstein dirt on you
if we're being completely honest.
Captured by the Zionist state for the
third time. Yes, anyone who knows
anything about me knows that I'm gung-ho
for Israel. Holy [\h__\h] he might as well
be claiming that I'm a flat-earther. And
yes, I'm totally all over the Epstein
files, which primarily depict events
that occurred when I was a teenager
swimming laps and practicing piano in
suburban Connecticut. Excellent call
there as well, but it's fun being called
a L cow by the front runner for biggest
law cow on the entire internet,
Dave. You know, you're right about one
thing. You don't know. You don't know.
Um maybe you should uh analyze the uh
analyze and meditate on the aricetilian
paradox of knowledge just a little bit.
Have some humility, you know. Um
for once in your life instead of trying
to act like a know-it-all.
Um
admit you know nothing in fact and uh
maybe I'll have some mercy on you, you
know. No, I know things like how to
pronounce Arisatilian. But please have
mercy on me, oh wise one. Please don't
keep making videos saying absolutely
nothing of substance. Dave, you know, I
think this really boils down to young
blood versus gerontocracy.
Because you're older, you think you're
more qualified. Because you support
people that are ancient, you think
you're more qualified, more legitimate.
You're not. You're [\h__\h] not. You're
an old [\h__\h] fart. You're old piece of
[\h__\h] Nobody gives a [\h__\h] about your
[\h__\h] opinion. So shut the [\h__\h] up and
watch the videos
on stream, you [\h__\h]
>> Sorry. Is this guy younger than me? He
looks 60. Which videos am I supposed to
watch? Streaming where? Also, I'm an
equal opportunity debunker. I debunk the
young and old alike, so I'm not sure
where any of this is coming from. He
sure does sound angry, though. Hey Dave,
Trump is old and ancient. I don't think
he cares about Israel funding his
operations and his business at all. At
all. I think he cares more about his
children having, you know, funds and all
that and his legacy being kept alive
over multiple centuries and maybe even
to the rest of time to the end of
humanity,
maybe even into the stars.
>> Yes, Trump is very concerned with his
legacy among the stars. He talks about
space colonization all the time.
Everybody knows that. But it sure would
be nice to know what the [\h__\h] you're
even referencing here.
>> Um, you on the other hand, I do think
you are a uh shill. Someone that really
really likes money. Money, honey. Um,
and that's probably why you're opposing
Israel and why you're um taking that
side and your side in general that
you're taking.
>> Well, yes. Much like literally everyone
in the world, I do like money.
>> I like money though.
>> But more importantly, didn't you say
before that I was captured by the
Zionist state? Now I'm opposing Israel,
which of course I certainly am. So, you
must have finally watched 10 seconds of
one of my videos. But you think that
opposing Israel is where the money is?
You think calling out genocide is a
money maker, do you? That's funny. I
thought it was the defense contractors
and weapons manufacturers who were
cashing in on that one, as well as all
the highly paid influencers who dispense
the Hasbro narratives. I'm just a guy
making YouTube videos. And the one I
just made about Israel wasn't even
monetized because YouTube doesn't like
it when you depict the victims of
genocide, which I won't show in this one
because one demonetized video is all I
can afford right now. I wish other
people standing up for Palestine would
let me know where to get all that sweet
anti-Israel cash because I'm just not
seeing it. Um,
why you're so anti-Trump,
why you can't imagine Trump as a
controlled opposition for someone like
me.
>> Trump is controlled opposition for this
guy. The powers that be are trying to
keep Carson down because they know what
a brilliant messiah he is. So, they sent
in Trump to act like a buffoon because
controlled opposition something
something. Um,
you know, and honestly, you're
controlled opposition in all actuality
to me, too. So, you're just a liberal.
You're liberal controlled opposition.
>> I'm pretty sure that controlled
opposition is another phrase like ad
homonym where every single person who
actually uses it has no idea what it
means.
>> Um,
what else?
>> Just funny. It's really funny. Um,
hope you're having a great day, Dave.
Hope you're watching these videos and
crying yourself to uh orgasm. You know
the
>> Yeah, it just cuts off that way. But I
have been laughing watching these. No
orgasm so far, though. Luckily, I don't
have a fetish for weirdo trolls.
>> Dave, be honest.
The reason why Donald Trump is fighting
Iran w for Israel is not because of the
fact that he uh you know wants to get
rich like you say.
He's already rich and all that shit's
made up anyways. It's just a entirely
arbitrary
uh fictional
um sociological
sort of uh corruption thing.
There are no rich people in reality and
everybody's rich in reality. We don't
know why they're actually doing it. To
avoid anarchy, to avoid a revolution of
the masses. Yeah, billionaires have
enough money and they don't want more
money. They want to only have the exact
amount of money that they have.
Billionaires hate making money. They're
totally not deranged sociopaths that
will sacrifice anything and anyone to
continue accumulating wealth. Whoever
would suggest such a thing. But also,
money isn't real. Nothing is real. It's
all a corruption thing. You can buy
groceries with a song and some Jedi mind
tricks. Try it next time you're at the
store.
>> Dave, you seriously expect Jen to sit
there and explain to a YouTube to a
video camera for like an hour about a
[\h__\h] you know, like 25 page long
equation. That would be a theory of
everything in scientific terms and
physics terms.
You're a bigger idiot than I thought.
You're a much bigger idiot than I
thought. No one gives a crap about a
[\h__\h] longass drawn out nerdy [\h__\h]
theory of everything.
No one cares. Uh-oh. Sounds like
somebody is a fan of Professor Jiang and
he didn't like it when I showed everyone
that Jenang is a complete [\h__\h] who
pretends to understand science. Who
cares about 25page equations which
aren't a thing? Science is for nerds,
not frauds who pretend to understand
science. They're cool. People who
actually understand science are lame.
Nobody cares about science. Not even the
kind that allows me to shriek into my
phone and share my delusions with the
entire world instantaneously. I mean,
maybe they should because that would
actually, you know, make a very serious
scientific advancement and it would make
people have better lives and it would
create more technology and it would be
very important.
But how do we know that for sure?
>> Well, that turned on a dime. Now science
is good because it creates new
technology and improves the quality of
life for everyone. Finally, we are in
agreement. You know, how do we know it's
just not not just people like you
into your own mouth sucking your own
dick? How do we know that's not exactly
what's going on there?
>> That's true. How do we know that
theoretical physicists are actually
doing physics and not just filating
themselves until they ejaculate into
their own mouths? That question is
almost as good as your mimming skills,
my friend. Perhaps you should take a
trip down to the physics department of
your local university, ask some
questions, audit a class or two, and the
moment they start sucking their own
dicks, boom, they're caught.
>> So, not only am I poking the bear with
Dave Fina, I'm lighting it in its whole
den on fire.
Uh, and you know, it's a cuck bear. Why
not? It's funny. It wants to see me [\h__\h]
its bear wife.
>> [snorts]
>> I will never get over very obvious
incelss calling other men cucks as
though they think their forced celibacy
will sting less if the men who have
successfully found a partner are being
cuckolded which they pretend is worse
than forced celibacy. It's a desperate
attempt to manufacture a level lower
than theirs on the totem pole, which it
wouldn't be even if it were true and it
isn't. It's almost as hilarious as him
thinking he has the ability to light my
den on fire by making endless shorts
that literally nobody watches where he
just repeatedly soils himself.
>> Kill you.
>> But the higherups who pedal the
propaganda hate me too. How long until
Peter Teal dec
>> Dave?
You threatened me first.
You said you were going to drag me
through the mud, pants me on a
playground.
You said you were going to push me
around.
as well as all the other commenters.
>> My memory must be a little hazy. Where
did I say anything like that?
>> I mean, I I serious I obviously struck a
nerve. I obviously struck a nerve.
>> Yeah, I guess that's why I've been
making dozens and dozens of shorts about
you week after week, month after month,
like a deranged stalker. Oh, no, wait,
that's you.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm sorry you chose
this life. I'm sorry.
Um,
that's true. I did choose this life. And
to be honest, I'm pretty surprised
there's only been one of you so far.
>> How about you actually like go through
my content and link my link my account
instead of just stealing my content and
uh yeah, just being a [\h__\h] Chud.
being a anti-theist grifter.
>> No problem, buddy. I'm going through a
bunch of your content right now, and I
showed everyone where they can find you
on YouTube. I mean, you told them where
you live, presumably. That was weird,
but not as weird as you calling me a
chud, which refers to a far-right
internet troll after repeatedly whining
about what a libtard I am. Very
confusing. No, my debunking activity
attracts a lot of hatred. Of course,
there are thousands of angry trolls like
>> Dave. I don't hate you. I love you.
That's why I That's why I cuck you in
your dreams for you, Dave. On the astral
plane.
Okay. I don't want to kill you. What
would I do without you? Go back to
[\h__\h] on Ethan Klein.
No, no, no.
You complete me, Dave. You complete me.
Well, that is reassuring. I mean, you
did threaten to kill me earlier and rape
my wife, so this is a refreshing change
of attitude, but it does sound like
you're comparing yourself to Heath
Ledger's Joker, and that's a level of
blasphemy that I can't support. And that
wraps up the reptilian body systems. But
we're not done with reptiles yet. We
still
>> Who does not know this [\h__\h]
Genuinely,
like, this is stuff that I I've known
since like elementary school. Yes, this
guy learned college level biology
information regarding reptilian body
systems in elementary school and he
totally would ace a quiz about bugal
oscillation, the vulmeronasal organ,
endocrine glands, ectois, and the
lymphatic system. What a go-getter. Dave
Free and his content is increasingly
designed to troll me and like, you know,
like
meme me, which I personally find to be a
success, a victory.
>> No, my content has literally nothing to
do with you until today. Today is the
day your delusions finally get
reinforced, I guess.
>> Dave, my buddy, my astral my astral
cuck.
Why is your upload schedule all [\h__\h]
recently?
>> It's not like every day like usual.
>> Am I getting in your [\h__\h] head yet?
>> This was posted on June 15th. The week
prior, I posted five times. One video on
each weekday, including two tutorials, a
discussion, and two debunks, one of
which was highly politically relevant.
Still more evidence that this guy
doesn't actually have any idea what I do
on my channel, even though I'm living in
his head rentree. Astral Cuck is pretty
fun though. I'll give him one point for
that.
>> I want to share an idea
that is funny. I want one day Professor
Dave to make a video compilation where
he reacts to my video specifically and
he has an awakening midv video where
he's like, you know, I've been wrong. I
am proitizing
atheism and science as a nonprovisional
truth rather than what it is a
provisional truth. We don't really know
how it all pieces together. To pretend
that we do is inherently epistemically
inhum like inhum like lacking humility.
Um and inhumane on some level when you
develop aggression.
Um, and you know, I'm not one to speak
on that, but I what I will say is I've
learned a lot from my mistakes and I
develop as a person every day, you know,
and I think everyone else does, too. So,
you know, we're all alone in this
together. Well, I'm glad I've got your
formal permission to react to all your
rants, which I didn't need in the first
place. But understanding science isn't
procilitizing, nor is it inhumane to
fight back against anti-science
propaganda that kills people. Sorry.
Sounds like you've still got a lot of
personal development ahead of you. Good
luck with that.
>> Yo, it's really funny that Dave
has to like make a bunch of burners
and get his fans to make his fans to
make a bunch of burners to make make
comments that respond to me.
calling him out and like talking my
[\h__\h]
Um,
it's one of those things. People in my
audience,
they do exist. First off, they they're
more dedicated than to me than they are
Dave on a level that is intellectual,
emotional, and uh physical. That also
improves them in those ways as well.
they as if they don't need much more
improvement at all anyways. It's they're
kind of gigachads.
Um
yeah, I mean uh it's a funny funny
situation.
Much
>> the funniest part of this is that he is
pretending that absolutely [\h__\h]
anybody watches his content. They don't.
But it's also funny that he pretends to
be active in my comments. I've never
seen him anywhere in there. If he has
been in there and I missed it, other
smart people very clearly dunked on
whatever dumb [\h__\h] he said and his
coping mechanism is to pretend that
they're bots or sock accounts, which
wouldn't make things any better for him
anyway. Also, let's toss on a shirt
there. Okay, buddy. A little decorum
goes a long way.
Shit's about to get real [\h__\h] crazy.
Hold on tight.
>> Well, that's a little vague and
alarming. This was almost a month ago,
so maybe he wasn't talking about
murdering me.
>> Like, I reported you to the FBI because
I know it would waste their [\h__\h]
time, Dave. I mean,
>> like genuinely, why would you Fed post
like that, buddy?
Like I want to just point laugh and say
fet into the camera
Dave. [laughter]
Fed
[\h__\h] bed. Have fun being
investigated. You [\h__\h] idiot. You
[\h__\h] idiot.
Funny thing is, you're probably the kind
of person that was trying to form like
some kind of technocratic vanguard.
>> You got me. I'm a fed. I work for the
government. I am constantly [\h__\h] on
and a technocratic vanguard. That sounds
sexy. You know me. I love technofascism.
The other thing I am constantly [\h__\h]
on.
>> Called the book the ultimate guide to
rebuilding civilization. We're
>> make a more explanatory video that goes
into the details behind why this is a
sellout status capitalist move from him.
That's pseudo revol that that exposes
his pseudo revolutionary
uh multi-millionaire
character.
Um he is paywalling
prosperity in the event of a crisis
uh behind giving him $5 through
commission
of buying this book.
Uh
he is weaponizing the anxieties in the
general collective consciousness at this
moment uh to make a profit.
He's going against his values
inherently, intrinsically.
Uh, yeah.
A shucks. I thought we were making some
progress. While I'm flattered that he
thinks I'm a multi-millionaire, I'm
doing pretty well, but millions of
dollars I do not have. But he also seems
to think that I made this book and set
the price for it rather than what's
obviously happening. That I did an ad
for this book I have nothing to do with
and which doesn't really actually help
anyone rebuild civilization. It's a
[\h__\h] nerdy coffee table book with
cool pictures. All set, champ. It's the
perfect coffee table book. You can pick
it up, learn about something for 10
minutes, then put it back down.
>> And I quote, I'm I'm not paraphrasing at
all. buy my thing so that you can leave
it on a table and forget about it and I
can have your money. It's really
important that I have your money and
that you have this useless book filled
with public information that you can
easily find yourself for free
uh and have better information online at
that. Um,
yeah, that's the end of the quote. I
mean, there's nothing else to say. This
is the kind kind of insanity that arises
from the world from the from the world
view from the uh reality of Dave Fina
by astral cog.
>> Okay. So he was absolutely furious that
I arrogantly place critical information
behind a payw wall that humanity will
need to rebuild civilization after the
apocalypse even though it's not my book
and books are things that people buy.
But also it's a stupid pointless book
filled with public information that
anyone can easily find on the internet.
Got it. Bang cosmology is undeniably
corroborated undeniably consistent
beyond reasonable.
>> This is patently false.
Uh, nothing is undeniably corroborated
or proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
Dave,
you're just like dogma. Dave doing more
dogma.
Cat m coming in and saying, "Fuck you,
Dave. You're a stupid piece of shit."
Love you, Dave. You're my You're my best
astral cog.
>> No, things are corroborated beyond
reasonable doubt all the time. That's
literally how science works. And any
trivial scientific fact is a
demonstration of that. Like the fact
that atoms exist. Chemistry is so
successful and sophisticated that to
doubt the existence of atoms is
unreasonable. Big bang cosmology also
enjoys that level of corroboration due
to three separate threads of evidence I
mentioned in this video that you don't
understand and can't refute and won't
even bring yourself to mention. Your own
willful ignorance doesn't transform
wells substantiated empirical science
into dogma. But why belabor the point
when I've said it best before in my
formcapes debunk?
>> Science isn't dogma. [singing]
You're just stupid.
>> Society and everybody's right to pursue
happiness and freedom and things of that
nature.
>> What a [\h__\h] phony piece of [\h__\h]
This guy doesn't care about anything
other than [\h__\h] money, dude.
Literally, it's
>> Yeah. All I care about is money, which
is why I'm constantly fighting against
the people who have all of it. Good
call, sport. And everybody's right to
pursue happiness and freedom and things
of that nature. And uh
>> Dave, you are lying through your teeth
and you have given zero zero reasons,
negative reasons, many negative reasons
not to believe you.
>> Oh, yeah. Got any examples of these
reasons? No, you don't. And that's the
end of the video. Got it. putting it
down and then I'll randomly do one and
it's just like a million views really
quick. [laughter]
>> Yeah, Dave definitely gets a million
views. He definitely gets millions of
views. Yeah.
Yeah. The last major flat earth debunk I
did was the Artemis one. It got a
million views. It was really funny and
people loved it. And in general, I
average around 8 million views per month
for the channel. I'm confused by the
sarcasm, though. Am I a super rich
multi-millionaire who makes a fortune on
YouTube? Or am I a pointless loser who
can't get any views? This guy's really
allergic to consistency. I'll keep doing
it from time to time, but uh you know,
I'm doing more much more important work
in other
>> yet another lie. He is not doing
anything nearly that important.
He's just sucking his own dick, jerking
off on camera.
>> Yeah, nothing important. just exposing
charlatans who pedal anti-science
propaganda that kills people and keeping
people informed regarding the fascist
takeover of the federal government.
Nowhere near as important as posting
endless videos whining about a science
communicator whose facts hurt your
feelings or lip-syncing with dog [\h__\h]
timing.
I don't know.
I
>> think people can't just like admit that.
Hey, maybe something isn't working up
here. And maybe
>> no you.
>> I mean, genuinely, uh,
>> no you.
>> Yes. A vague statement out of context
followed by no you. Nobody could be more
of a meme than this guy if they tried.
He unironically posted a video of him
saying no you twice thinking it was
badass. And he named it no you. You
abbleist reality fascist narcopath. I
would say you're far more mentally ill.
He said more in the [\h__\h] title than
he did in the video. And he's calling
people narcopaths now. a colloquial
combination of narcissist and sociopath
because we are talking to each other on
a podcast rather than making physical
threats and fantasizing about raping
other people's wives. Astounding. By the
way, he did like 30 shorts responding to
this podcast episode alone. None of
which say literally anything. I'm not
exaggerating. I'm only showing you a
couple highlights. You're right. It's
not a debate. It's it's it's an educated
person exposing a lying fraud.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Like I said, narcopath. Uh
Dave,
>> at that point,
>> you overestimate your degree of
education.
>> I'm not estimating my degree of
education at all. I have a bachelor's
degree and a master's degree. That's
two. That's not a guess. I was there the
whole time.
>> By the way, this is his
>> You underestimate the degree to which
they are lying frauds.
>> That's funny. When I debunk lying frauds
and repeatedly refer to them as lying
frauds, that doesn't seem like an
estimation either. Are you sure you know
what the word estimate means?
>> Is there something that I'm not feeling
right?
>> Look, I I I I agree on some level. I
think a lot of them are facitious. I
think they're lying through their teeth
like you are and like you do.
>> This is their actual childh.
>> Yet another video where you accuse me of
being a liar but don't bother providing
a single example. Fantastic.
>> Yeah. I mean, that's about it. Yeah.
What else? What else? Let me think.
Yeah. I mean, it's one of those things.
If Dave wants to uh,
you know, smack down frauds, then he
should actually, you know, address the
meat and potatoes of my content
because obviously I'm the biggest fraud
there is.
Um, yeah,
>> you're not a fraud. You're a mentally
ill person on the internet. And there
isn't a single morsel of meat or
potatoes in any of your content. We're
just gawking at your lunacy. I feel
slightly guilty about it, but not enough
to dissuade me from doing it. We I don't
believe in evolution is like saying I
don't believe in gravity. Like when
flat-earthers say I don't believe in
>> is it really? And if it is,
my next question is, isn't that kind of
obvious? Like, are aren't you act aren't
you not contributing anything useful or
entertaining or
good to any conversations whatsoever?
>> Yes, it is exactly like that. And
debunking science denial is both useful
and entertaining. What are you doing
with your life again, sport?
>> You're just making [\h__\h] money for
yourself.
That's all it is. It's just it's just
doing your job like a Nazi in the
concentration camp.
>> Yes. Anyone who does a job and earns
money is exactly like a Nazi guard in a
concentration camp. Good call.
>> I mean, it's one of those things. I
would say that personally, I know
gravity is a thing.
I just don't support it. I just don't
support gravity because I I'm a soulist,
an anarcho anti-realist.
I understand that this world
is a [\h__\h] prison. And Dave is a
warden
or a guard or that sounds like a blast,
but gravity is gonna keep gravitying
with or without your support. Sorry. And
since knowledge is power and freedom,
I'm a lot closer to the guy busting
everyone out of jail rather than someone
keeping them in there when that initial
singularity occurred. It didn't come
from nothing. Um, but nevertheless,
>> it literally [\h__\h] did. Dave, you
imbecile.
You narcopath. It came from nothing and
will return to nothing as everything
does as dig as as quantum foam does on
the sub on the smallest plank scales of
the
universe, you know, like
[sighs]
>> things appear from nothing and disappear
into nothing. Dave, I think you're just
afraid of dying.
I think you I think you're afraid of
your own mortality and self-reflecting
on it and that's why you as them as they
do
>> deny the possibility of things appearing
from nothing and
>> going back into nothing eternally
infinitely.
>> You say it's like a movie,
>> you know?
>> Yeah, I'm terrified of dying. I think
it's going to suck a lot and I'm not
looking forward to it. But that doesn't
really change the laws of physics or the
fact that no, things do not appear out
of nothing and return to nothing. Not
that we have observed in this universe.
It's cute that you memorized the phrase
quantum foam, but when quantum
fluctuation happens and virtual
particles form and annihilate, they do
so from the quantum foam, not nothing.
Non nothing is always something. And
cosmology says nothing about the initial
singularity forming from nothing. If
something did do that, our current
physics is unable to describe it. But I
do enjoy the performative outrage when
science illiterate toddlers pretend to
be frustrated as though they are talking
down to someone beneath their
intellectual stature when they're really
just pausing to desperately reload their
word salad generator. But we don't know
and so I'm not sure. And honestly, it's
okay to go a like that. And finally,
[\h__\h] FINALLY I MADE A DENT IN DAVE.
HE'S LETTING GO OF HIS STAUNCH
ABSOLUTIST [\h__\h] ANTI-THEISM.
[\h__\h] yeah. [screaming]
>> YEAH, I WIN.
>> [\h__\h] YEAH.
>> YEAH. LISTEN,
>> RIGHT. A thing I've said practically
verbatim on countless podcasts for
several years about basic dism being
unoffensive to me is somehow this weirdo
influencing me because he likes how that
makes him feel adorable. You know, like
you genuinely feel like you are superior
to everyone
because you're a YouTuber that makes
science education videos.
[\h__\h] loser.
>> You might want to take care of that chip
on your shoulder, buddy. I think people
can see it from space. Now, these two
morons are too dumb to understand
anything I just said, but luckily
they're dumb challenge.
>> Dave, you're saying that because you're
a narcopath.
They do know all of that.
You're just falling for their bait.
You're just getting trolled. You're
You're just falling for the lifewasting
uh timewasting, spacewasting
uh joke that you are
that they set a trap to expose you as.
>> Yeah. You know I make money doing this,
right, [\h__\h] You think it's a waste of
time to earn money? Am I a horrible
person exploiting everyone to make money
or am I a silly fool who got baited by
fake flat-earthers? Pick a lane. Also,
no. These [\h__\h] do not understand
literally any science. They have no idea
what the laws of thermodynamics say or
anything else they were attempting to
discuss. Neither do you.
Genuinely, Dave, who do you [\h__\h]
think you are, dude?
Go spend time with your [\h__\h]
daughter.
Stop uploading every single [\h__\h] day
and wasting everyone's [\h__\h] time.
You're falling off, [\h__\h]
Go waste your time elsewhere. Uh, I'm
Dave. I make YouTube content, which is
how I support my family. So, again, it's
very much not a waste of time. I don't
have a daughter, by the way. That's a
weird thing to fabricate. Fantasizing
about raping her, too. I know it's hard
to see other people thriving, and I do
apologize for that, but you don't have
to invent an alternate reality where I'm
falling off just because happy,
successful people trigger you so much.
This is very basic stuff you should be
covering in therapy. Do you think maybe
it's time for you to just stop watching
my content or pretending to watch it or
whatever it is you do over there in your
lonely little barn, workshop, dojo,
masturbation layer thingy? I'm rich
because I'm smart and I deserve it. I
need all the money. Give me your money.
Give me your money. I want your money.
I'm so smart. Give me money. I want it.
[screaming]
It's like,
bro, you're mentally like you. You are a
[\h__\h] insane person.
>> Said the guy who just did whatever the
[\h__\h] that was. Betty by booge time
again. Good night, honey.
Dave Fina and his wife with me and
between them astrally every night.
Yeah. You're welcome, Dave. Every You're
welcome. You're welcome.
>> Now, Carson, that's not very nice. I
know it pains you every day that you
will never feel the touch of a woman,
but that's no reason to lash out and
call my wife a gorilla or whatever the
[\h__\h] you're trying to do here. She's
quite the vision in reality. Get some
class. Also, if you're between me and my
wife, are you supposed to be the [\h__\h]
teddy bear? I'm confused.
>> So, hey, I just feel like saying this,
Dave Fina,
you are my slave.
You are my spiritual thr. I own you.
What a fun little fantasy for you. You
know, for someone who whines about how
immoral and money obsessed I am, you
sure know how to expose yourself by
jumping straight to slavery. What would
you have me do, master? With knowledge
comes wisdom. And if everyone can get
wise enough, we can mold the world as we
see. [laughter]
Oh my god.
[laughter]
>> Sure, you can cackle at my channel
trailer like a lunatic. your textbook
and I'm giving you the Cliff's Notes
version in easy to watch segments and
the
>> edutainment
you you are contradictoring
contradicting yourself multiple times in
this intro video as well as through your
other videos, Dave, whether they're
educational or debunking or whatever. I
I honestly I'm I'm I don't know. This is
just funny. You're funny, Dave. Uh
You know, it's it's a great cult pitch.
High control group pitch. I'll give you
that.
>> Yeah, it's a cult pitch to explain
science to science students. But I think
the most surprising thing here is that
there is a live animal on the premises.
I would not have expected him to be able
to keep a cat alive. Perhaps he will be
eating him shortly. YouTuber Professor
Dave
>> I must cut through all the BS real
quick. Dave Fina and this uh Veritas at
Kerata guy are defending criminals and
covering up their crimes.
Uh for that that the main crime being
the stealing and trafficking of cultural
artifacts from antiquity.
Uh and Dan was pointing that out and
they are shitalking him for it.
>> Yeah, you know me. If there's one thing
I'm known for, it's stealing and
trafficking ancient artifacts. A thing
which the pseudoarchchaeology frauds I
expose actually do. Holy [\h__\h] this guy
is such an [\h__\h] Where did Dan accuse
me of stealing artifacts? Why would he
do that? You know, I didn't want to do
this because it's kind of a a shill.
It's kind of a grifter thing. It's kind
of annoying and gross to ask for money,
but yeah, I might as well because I it
is a religion. Um and you know if people
want to donate money to a religion
that's that's their prerogative you know
um so the Alysian church or uh Elysian
the lima or elysianism
is accepting donations at myzel which I
will attach at the end of this uh video
where you can screenshot it and then
send it uh through zel. Hey look at
that. The douchebag who is always
whining about how Dave the cult leader
only cares about money is begging for
money to fund his literal cult that
nobody cares about. Isn't that ironic?
Anyway, speaking of cults, let's wrap up
by taking a brief look at his various
cult manifesto pieces. This is the
longer form stuff I mentioned. Don't
worry, we're not going to do too much,
just a few snippets since we're already
here and it's super funny.
>> Hello. Uh this is a video wherein I will
be describing my new uh epistemic
philosophy or doxastic uh um what's
[music] it called? Um
framework or uh
logic.
Um oh cool. Remember all those weird
words from earlier that probably
definitely don't go together? Now we're
gonna learn about the like framework or
whatever that explains all that stuff or
some junk complete with stock piano
music for full effect.
>> Hello, here's the uh script. Hello, I'm
here to explain my new philosophy or
philosophy of belief called panistmic
villance or doxastic superp position.
>> For an opening line to a groundbreaking
thesis, it is one notch above hello, my
name is Ken Hovind. I'll give him that
much at least. how it works as well as
the natural implications that arise from
it in regards to the larger psychiatric
establishment and the political
theological implications thereupon.
Furthermore, [music]
I would like to elucidate the onlogical,
social, and epistemic values breakdown
that arises [music]
from it, namely non-toxic
self-abandonment to combat social
societal uh polarization, an inability
to be sorted effectively into political
tribes, the ability to see opposers as
spiritually controlled opposition, an
all-encompassing love dispos loving
disposition even though oppression,
disappointment, and establishes uh even
through oppression/ /d disappointment
[music] and establishments/institutions.
I love when these types throw in
allencompassing loving disposition or
something of the sort despite being
completely unhinged. Whether it's this
guy threatening murder and rape or some
[\h__\h] like Chris Langan who preaches
about how we're all the same energy and
should take care of each other and then
unironically denounces interracial
marriage and promotes eugenics. But I
will grant him the inability to be
sorted into tribes part. He definitely
seems tribless. So in essence what
doastic superp position banana assuming
by veilance are uh pan what um are
is
the support of for all or no beliefs
even all and or no beliefs even
contradictory beliefs and non-belief
um with a focus on validating all people
and giving them the power giving them
power over their own reality as well as
democ democratizing power over consensus
reality which is largely coerced at the
moment.
This is Billy Carson levels of being
incapable of reading a thing he
supposedly wrote himself. But yes,
validating all people and giving them
power over their own reality spoken to
Vagner's ride of the Valkyries, which
Hitler's regime used in news reels
covering German military and air raids.
You can't make this [\h__\h] up. This is a
very all-encompassing subject uh that
really reaches into the nature of
oneself and getting to know oneself in
the ancient or in the western esoteric
tradition or um merely being in the
eastern tradition. And it's continuing
Crowley's work and trying to unify those
into a postabrahamic
um
[snorts] east west synchronizing omnous
sort of uh theological tradition with
modern rituals and techniques. um
wherein I would say um
it it it strengthens and amplifies your
theic magical practice and uh makes you
a stronger um ental insurgent or um
psychic anti-terrorist
um a better soulless in general kind of
just sounds like plain old existing.
Most of us have that covered, especially
the postabrahamic part. That [\h__\h]
happened a while ago. But yeah,
ontological insurgent psychic
anti-terrorist and junk. Fun stuff. How
about this one? Debunking the cult of
Dave. Rebuttal and takedown. Holy hell.
Couldn't he get AI to make something
that looked even slightly like me? Why
do I have glasses here? But that's
right. I am a stupid toxic jerk face.
This should be good.
>> Hello. Um, I'm going to
[clears throat and cough]
go through some videos and uh, you know,
uh, debunk the debunker.
Um, so I basically just had a
conversation with Jim and I. I may
continue it even. You mean you fed a
[\h__\h] prompt into AI to coax out
something you could whine about? He
wants to see me use an appeal to nature
fallacy in a hateful, greedy for profit
and superiority complex way. Real
impartial outline there, champ. What
does it come up with? Okay, so there was
the James Tour debate and it wants to
tell you what the critics within the
creationist or intelligent design
communities have to say about it. In
other words, the damage control
narratives that the worthless propaganda
peddlers I exposed were able to drum up
to soften the blow of James looking like
a complete ass hat who shrieked like a
toddler and played with chalk for no
reason while I presented a mountain of
science that exposed him as A LYING
FRAUD.
>> MR. about it. I appealed to motive,
which means that I explained how he's a
fraud who lies for Jesus and a paycheck
from Discovery Institute, the disgusting
propaganda mill aligned with Christian
theocrats who are enacting a hostile
takeover of the federal government to
demolish the separation of church and
state. I mocked the audience reaction,
which means I dunked on tours idiot
church club, who we bust in to stack the
audience and heckle me since they were
just booing every time I presented
science they don't understand to prove
James wrong. And then this appeal to
nature and a bunch of unintelligible
gibberish that I definitely never said.
>> He's very um
immature,
um cultish.
He intentionally like is very
territorial and violent. And that's why
I was why I said the thing is I said was
because he in he intentionally and
actively made a terroristic threat to me
and other people um himself. Uh,
very sickening stuff. He says he wants
to make a better world, but he goes
around threatening people. Um,
just ridiculous.
>> Still waiting for evidence of these
terroristic threats, champ. Did they
sound anything like that time you said
you want to kill me? You know, just for
comparison.
>> Claims of non anti-theist.
The science is neutral defense.
He often states that science does not
say anything about God and therefore he
is not an anti-theist because he is only
defending scientific integrity. Okay.
Yeah, sure buddy.
Uh-oh. Is this AI proving you wrong? You
whine all the time about what a dirty
anti-theist I am. AI tells you I say the
precise opposite all the time. And your
response is, "Okay, yeah, sure, buddy.
Are you saying that to me or the AI?"
Like I said before, Dave, I will call
the police if you come to my house and
you will go to jail and most likely
we'll be there, too. We'll be there
together, best buds. And then you'll be
setting a great example for your
children.
Yeah, you can rest easy, bud. There's
nothing I can think of that I'm less
likely to do in the entire world than
spend time with you.
>> By aggressively mocking those who
deviate from consensus science, he isn't
just defending facts. He's enforcing a
psychological cage. To a soulist, his
sledgehammer is a tool of oppression
used to beat people back into a rigid
materialist view worldview.
Doing intellectual violence, imaginative
violence with a literal sledgehammer,
trying to bust people's heads open and
cause people mental distress,
psychological and psychiatric diagnosis.
Um, but the thing is that he's probably
gonna get a lot of that, too. and he's
probably had a lot of that, too. He just
doesn't have it public like I do because
he's ashamed. Um,
he represses the fact that he has those
things going on and he takes it out on
his family.
Um,
yes, Dave must be an insane person who
abuses his family so that I can feel
better about who I am and what my life
turned out to be. Seriously, get help,
dude.
And uh in all honesty, um if he's like
that, he should probably seek treatment.
You know what I'm saying? Like I am and
I have and I am going to
um yeah,
>> you have and you're going to not sure
what this timeline looks like, but try
to start tomorrow.
>> Like a
little ego, little man. I'm gonna look
up how tall is he?
How tall is Dave Fina?
Oh, no public information on his height.
No public no public information on his
height.
Let's see. Let's see how tall he is. I
don't give a [\h__\h]
Looks about Yeah, he's a He's a man lit.
He's a man lit. That's why he's a cult
leader.
Um
>> I'm 5'9. A little on the short side, I
suppose, but my lovely wife, who is
about the same height, doesn't seem to
mind. How tall are you and your wife?
>> He is fighting to maintain his own
status within a hierarchical power
structure of academia and media. And
this is a nice little um
you know a graph to a pyramid.
It's like a pyramid scheme that Dave is
running. You know what I'm saying?
You're all down here at the very bottom.
um all of his uh closest friends and his
family are right below him, subordinate
to him, like the Illuminati, you know,
they got to keep those women in check,
like the old Illuminati, not like the
new Illuminati.
Um
yeah, we've come a lot further than
people like Dave. Um kind of sad. I feel
bad for his wife.
>> No, my wife is not subordinate to me. We
are equals since egalitarianism is very
important to us both. What's the power
dynamic like between you and your wife?
Hey, remember when you bragged about
having imaginary slaves earlier? Do you
dream about having a wife who's your
slave? That's going to be a tough cell,
champ. You know, I've had people in my
comments saying to me that I support the
flat earth,
which I feel like Dave probably in his
Discord or something or in one of his
more closed communities has said that
about me just to scare people away from
investigating my videos because he feels
threatened by me. Um,
very funny, honestly.
>> Holy delusions, Batman. Yeah, there's so
much chatter in your comment sections.
Let's check the one for this video.
Yes, Carson, I'm very threatened by your
ability to ramble incoherently and fail
miserably at lip-syncing. I'm all over
my secret club newsletter, warning
everyone to stay away from your
incredible groundbreaking content, which
will inevitably evolve into a mighty
cult that will replace my own, and then
you'll finally get all the money and
women you think you deserve. Is that
about right? Let's see how he's coming
along with building up the cult pitch.
>> Hello.
Uh, this is a video wherein I am going
to be discussing why soulless
anti-realism is the only cure for
today's toxic political divide.
I would say claim your spiritual freedom
and escape the chaos of 2026 and on
onward.
>> That's right. The political divide is
greater than ever. But Carson has the
solution. Soulless anti-realism, which
comes in both capsule and gummy form.
Spiritual freedom and escape from chaos
can be yours today for just three easy
payments of $99.99.
>> Uh hello. Uh, I would like to apologize
formally to uh, Professor Professor uh,
Dave Explains, the science educator,
Grifter, and anti-theist
uh, cult leader
>> um, for insinuating that he uh, is a
predator on his children and that he
continues uh, Cam in his computer and
his hard drive. Uh, I just like to
apologize. Get that out of the way. Get
ahead of any
>> legal [music] proceedings he may want to
be as a vexacious litigant.
>> Um,
bye-bye.
>> Yeah, that was a bold choice to put a
super loud song with talking in it over
himself talking so that he's barely
audible. Anyway, I remember the
anti-theist cult leader thing and the
heinous accusation of abusing my family.
I don't remember the kitty porn
accusation, but that seems pretty on
brand. Don't worry, chief. I wasn't
planning on suing you. This is more for
my own protection. But I appreciate the
apology anyway.
>> You know, it's one of those things. Dave
is a reality fascist.
If you're a normal person that just
can't afford to go on dates, he'll say,
"You're an incel.
You deserve to have no [\h__\h] cuz I'm
rich. I get to have a hot wife that
totally doesn't get get [\h__\h] by Carson
Paul Lee, Dial Platonis, ambus in my
dreams. You know that that he gets to
say that because he's a
multi-millionaire,
a fake revolutionary that relies on
slavery, genocide, aparthide, terrorism,
um war, whatever else. Uh he's a reality
fascist.
>> I hate to break it to you, champ. When I
met my wife 15 years ago, I was broke as
a joke. She liked me for me. And again,
I'm not filthy rich today either. My net
worth is well under a million dollars.
Time to find a better excuse. Maybe
start by not lashing out at everyone who
has things that you want and calling
them fascist, terrorist, slaveowning,
whatever the [\h__\h] you said while
fantasizing about raping their wives in
your dreams. Women can sense that kind
of hostility and emotional fragility,
and it's a big turnoff. Some people will
believe that the moon landing is fake
and that's there's nothing you can do
about it. Some people will believe that
the earth is flat. You can't do anything
about it. And it's kind of pointless and
annoying
and
mean in a lot of ways to intentionally
put yourself out there and say, "Hey,
you can't believe that. I'm going to
talk [\h__\h] on you. I'm going to [\h__\h]
harass you
um until you decide to leave the
internet. Until you dec I'm going to
forcibly
excise you and forcibly
um
you know exile you from the internet.
It's psycho. It's [\h__\h] psychopathic.
Just [\h__\h] let people be who they are.
Let them do what they want to do. You
don't have to be a debunker
about everything, about everyone.
Yeah.
>> What?
Okay, Mom. Bye.
>> Man, I hate when my mom tries to bring
me pizza bites and accidentally ruins my
video, too. Oh, wait. I haven't lived
with my mother since I was a child.
Anyway, Carson, I don't debunk
everything and everyone. I debunk
anti-science propaganda and the frauds
who pedal it. When charlatans are
profiting off of lies that kill people,
I won't just leave them be. I will
Batman that [\h__\h] up and [\h__\h] destroy
them because that's what needs to be
done. But beyond trying to shame me for
standing up for justice, what you're
claiming about the futility of my
crusade is idiotic. People believe wrong
things, and there absolutely is
something I can do about it. I can make
well-produced, compelling, fact-based
content that demolishes the lies that
people fall for and helps them deprogram
from the frauds who brainwashed them.
I'm really good at it. Which is why I,
me, Dave Fina, have indeed rescued many
people not just from pseudocientific
beliefs like flat earth or quantum
mysticism, but well-funded politically
motivated anti-science propaganda
pipelines like creationism, antivaccine
propaganda, climate change denial,
conservative podcast bro oligarchy
apologetics, even Zionism. So many
people have contacted me to thank me for
helping them deprogram. There is an
information war happening on the
internet with the future of humanity
hanging in the balance. The side of
deception is currently winning. And I'm
one of the [\h__\h] Spartan dudes in the
movie 300 fighting against an army of
Persian frauds poisoning the public for
political and financial gain. There's no
ego associated with that depiction. It
just is what it is. What I do matters. I
know it. And I can't be gaslit into
denying it by anyone, least of all you.
Anyway, does this cult of yours have any
rituals or what?
Hail Roth that goeth and bark. Enter the
caverns of the dark.
There we go.
I st the blood and the wafer soaks it
up. The high priest invokes
got the job done.
foreign.
Amen.
>> [singing]
>> for me Raphael behind me Gabriel my
right hand mel my left hand Ariel for
about me flames up into ground with me
send a sex star
>> okay I think that's our cue to get the
[\h__\h] out of here this is giving me the
creeps like somehow I shouldn't be
watching this or something any last
words of wisdom Carson
>> abolish gravity amanitize the esc on
reality to Linda est.
>> Yes, reality must be destroyed because
the escaton which means the end of the
world and also abolish gravity which is
a totally normal thing to say between
the blood rituals, the apocalyptic talk
and the sporadic concrete threats
towards me. I'd be lying if I said I'm
completely unconcerned. Why did I win
this lottery? Why am I the one he's
obsessed with? Do I resemble a gym
teacher he had who picked on him in
middle school or something? There are
other debunkers out there after all. I
suppose there's no point in trying to
make sense of any of this since there's
no sense to be had. Basic logic doesn't
apply when dealing with mental
instability of this nature. I guess all
I can say is that if I die suddenly,
maybe consider the possibility that it
was this guy. Or maybe assume that
Israel did it and pinned it on him. I
don't know. I don't know what to say. I
don't know what to think. And I
definitely don't know how to end this
video. So, let's just wrap it up. So,
that's it for whatever the [\h__\h] this
was. Should I have done this or not? Am
I safer now or less safe? Are you
laughing? Are you concerned? If the
latter, for him or for me? Maybe a
little of both. Perhaps it's not worth
dwelling on. Into the archive this goes.
And it's back to tackling anti-science
propaganda for me. Until next time.