Hey everyone, those of you who watch my
content are familiar with a colorful
cast of characters that I regularly
debunk. And while all of them are
profoundly pathetic, perhaps none so
much as Lord Jamar. Well, I have another
chapter in that saga for you today. So,
let's get started. In case you need a
recap, in November of 2024, I did a
reaction video about a rapper named Lord
Jamar. He's a flat-earther, which is the
most exquisite caliber of [\h__\h] alive
today, and he was spewing a bunch of
[\h__\h] he memorized from Eric Dubay on
the podcast of a comedian named Godfrey.
I had fun mocking him, and I posted it
to my channel. Shortly after that,
Godfrey's friend Dante Nero, who was in
that episode, reached out to me and
asked if I would confront Jamar on
Godfrey's show. I agreed and posted that
interaction as well. And my friends, if
you haven't seen that yet, it's one of
the most satisfying public humiliations
ever captured on film. He came out
strong with some insults before he even
knew I was listening.
>> Man, this Let me [\h__\h] Professor Dave.
>> [laughter]
>> Before he even get here.
>> And then I proceeded to disembowel him
with basic facts for 20 minutes before
he threatened to leave the studio if
Godfrey didn't cut me out of the feed.
It requires a force to produce an
acceleration. Things accelerate
[clears throat]
towards the Earth. Density's a scalar.
It's not a force. It can't make things
move. Buoyancy, there's a buoyant force,
but it has gravity in the equation.
Buoyancy only
exists when gravity exists.
>> the secret sauce
gravity
>> your density [\h__\h] You think that
things fall down because something
because the air is less dense. The air
is less dense above the object, too. So,
why the [\h__\h] don't things fall up?
>> Things do fall up, you [\h__\h] [\h__\h]
Bubbles Bubbles go up, you stupid [\h__\h]
How do you [\h__\h] lift your arm your
legs off the [\h__\h] ground, you [\h__\h]
[\h__\h] bag?
>> [laughter]
>> muscles Birds have wings, right? You can
exert force, which allows you to
accelerate.
Right? Doesn't that make sense?
>> How do corpuscular How do you explain
corpuscular rays?
>> By the what I just [\h__\h] told you with
the railroad tracks. Do railroad tracks
appear to converge?
>> Tell me why you have pressurized air
next to a vacuum of space, sir.
>> Okay, so um so this is really adorable.
You think that space is a vacuum cleaner
because you don't know what a vacuum is.
You don't know what vacuum is. What's a
vacuum?
What does vacuum mean?
>> It's spinning with the Earth
>> I have the definition.
>> at 1,000 miles an hour.
>> Uh okay, so
>> I have the definition.
>> jumping to all the favorite talking
points. So, the Earth spins once per
day.
That's what a [\h__\h] day is. Did you
know that? Do you know what a Do you
know what a day means?
>> You're mangled.
>> It's how It's how long it takes the
Earth to spin around one time. Any
response?
>> Yeah.
You're You're full of [\h__\h] Um
>> Am I full of [\h__\h] about what a day is?
Is a day 24 hours? What's a day, dude?
Tell me what a day is. This is how
[\h__\h] dumb you are. This is how
[\h__\h] dumb you are.
>> That's how dumb you are. That [\h__\h] don't
make NO [\h__\h] SENSE.
ALL RIGHT.
>> YO, BRO.
>> FOR REAL. LIKE SERIOUSLY, it hurts my
feelings.
>> Who's Who's the guest that you want?
Because you know what I mean? Y'all can
Y'all can stay on with him.
>> More so than any other live interaction
I've ever had, this was a pummeling so
severe that it would have made you pity
the guy if he wasn't such a toxic,
narcissistic, misogynistic, racist,
willfully ignorant piece of human
garbage. Immediately after that incident
and his desperate attempt to censor the
episode, Jamar retaliated by teaming up
with David Weiss, another flat-Earther
who is most famous specifically for the
time that I humiliated him in live
debate, which can be viewed in this
little gem that is coming up on 7
million views. Together, they had the
most pathetic cope fest imaginable where
they took turns whining about what a
stupid shill I am. So, I mocked to the
crap out of them in this video. And then
finally in September of last year, Jamar
returned to Vlad TV to whine about me
some more. So, I did another reaction
video to pour some more salt on the
wound. This whole back and forth has
been one of the most hilarious chapters
in my career as a science communicator.
You all know that I expose and humiliate
lying frauds, and I do so in live
interactions whenever possible because
they do the most damage. James Tour,
Pierre Corey, and Steve Kirsch, even
clowns like Sabour or Kent Hovind,
whatever I can do to neutralize these
scumbags, I'm there for it. For the two
in-person debates in particular, I did a
lot of preparation, reading lots of
papers, painstakingly studying the
opposition's script of talking points,
and so forth. They were both bloodbaths,
but still, I feel that I had to work for
the wins. Lord Jamar, in contrast, was
like a quadriplegic blind dog that
accidentally rolled in front of a Mack
truck. It's like if Danny DeVito picked
a bar fight with The Rock and Rock beat
the stuffing out of him without taking
his jacket off. I wailed on Jamar like I
was taking a dump and then moved on to
the next thing. I don't think about this
clown ever. But from Jamar's
perspective, I became his nemesis
overnight. This pointless little turd
has been thinking about me on a daily
basis since that show. Despite having
been in a successful hip-hop group in
the '90s, he is now most famous for
being that dumb [\h__\h] flat-earther that
Professor Dave humiliated that one time.
And given what a narcissist he is, he
can't stand it. To be best known as a
footnote in my debunking career eats him
up inside. And that is why he is still,
to this day, 16 months later, crying all
over the internet about what a mean
poopy pants I am. Check out this pile of
embarrassment. Lord Jamar says Godfrey
set him up with Flat Earth Debate and
says Professor Dave is not a professor.
That's right. This little [\h__\h] is still
trying to dig himself out of this hole
of shame. Still whining, still
deflecting all the blame, and most
importantly, still a [\h__\h]
flat-earther. Shocking, right? It's not
a very long clip, but we can't resist
rubbing this [\h__\h] in his face, can't we?
Let's jump in and hear him whine about
Godfrey first.
>> He showed to He showed me to be
a a less than moral person. You see what
I'm saying? He's not He showed me that
he's not loyal. But I still can't take
away from the fact that he's super dope.
See what I'm saying? That he can rap his
ass off. I like his He comes up with
great hooks.
You know what I mean? He's just a dope
rapper. But he's not a good person.
>> Godfrey has a podcast and he makes
episodes that he hopes people will watch
because that's how podcasters earn a
living. His viewers watched you spew
your [\h__\h] Flat Earth script
unchecked. Did you have a problem with
that? Well, Dante found it to be pretty
obnoxious, so he brought me on to
challenge you and even things out, and
you humiliated yourself. Why shouldn't
Godfrey's viewers see that, too? He even
complied for a time with your request to
not post the episode, which diminishes
his income. Doesn't that sound like
loyalty to you? Stop pointing fingers
and look inside, kiddo.
>> He really sold out as far as
um
trying to
use a friendship, like manipulate a
friendship,
in order to think he's going to get
views out of some [\h__\h] or whatever the
case may be. Um
>> You're talking about the the Professor
Dave [\h__\h]
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Um
>> How was Godfrey supposed to know that
you'd crumble instantly the second that
an educated person dismantled your
script of [\h__\h] and exposed how
[\h__\h] dumb you are? You were told
exactly who I am and exactly what was
going to happen. You agreed to it. You
were not ambushed. You were given an
opportunity, you foolishly took it, and
this is what happened to you. It sounds
like you didn't learn your lesson.
>> That's how you know I'm a real
cuz even if I have a problem with you,
I will still tell the truth.
>> You have a huge problem with me, given
that I humiliated you by demolishing
your entire fragile worldview right to
your [\h__\h] face on air, but you
haven't told the truth about that a
single time, not to others and not even
to yourself. Sorry, kiddo.
>> But I did I didn't Dave leak that [\h__\h]
Cuz I don't think Godfrey was going to
put that out.
>> Bro, yeah, he was. It was already
>> Okay.
>> It was already he had something [snorts]
in cahoots
>> Um
>> that beyond unbeknownst to me
that he didn't tell me about prior to
that. He already had an agreement with
the guy.
>> I said, "Yes, I'll do the show if I can
repost it on my channel to make a few
bucks for my time." I do that a lot, and
so do other people. It's called trading
views for exposure. It's not that weird.
Godfrey said, "Sure," because what the
[\h__\h] does he care?
>> See what I'm saying? Had I known that
First of all, I didn't want to do it in
the first place, but he kept begging me
for some reason. You see what I'm
saying? I didn't even know that.
>> conversations were had? Was it like,
"Yo, do it, do it, do it"?
>> I can show you multiple texts like, "Yo,
are you going to come through?" Like,
"Yo, come on." And I where I don't even
answer the [\h__\h] where I'm just like,
"Yo, bro." You know what I mean?
>> No, nobody knows what you mean. He asked
if you would do it, and you said yes,
and then your dumbass showed up
completely unprepared. If you were
smarter, you would have Googled me and
seen me humiliate other flatterers, and
then either prepared a little bit or
refused to do it, but narcissistic
toddlers like you think you're
invincible.
>> And then finally, you know, he hits me
and it's just like
like if me and you were cool and I used
that to like get you to come somewhere
you didn't really want to do it and I
kind of used our relationship
only to find out
this is some sort of like
ambush that you tried to set up or
whatever the case may be. That.
Everybody else was prepared like with
with um
materials and all this type of [\h__\h] and
knowing where it's going and all this
type of [\h__\h] and you just kind of like
You know what I mean?
>> You're a [\h__\h] idiot who believes the
earth is flat and you were told someone
was going to come on to explain how it
isn't. What the [\h__\h] kind of materials
do you need to prepare, [\h__\h] A
PowerPoint presentation? Do you think
that would have saved your butt? Do you
really think I needed to prepare for a
single second to dunk on you like I did?
>> You feel ambushed?
>> Definitely.
>> Do you feel like you were ambushed just
because
Godfrey and him were working behind the
scenes or because professors professors
are well researched and they can make
arguments?
>> not a real professor, first of all.
>> I got to research that.
>> Yeah, his name or I I have a clip where
he says he's not a professor.
>> [snorts]
>> Let me see. I got to look him up.
>> He's not a professor.
>> Okay, Professor Dave.
>> That's just um
that's just what they call him.
>> That's like his like
>> That's just his moniker on on what he
does is
he calls himself a science
uh
explainer or something like that. A
science interpreter.
And so he takes what people
what what he says scientists tell him
and then he
>> analogizes.
>> Yeah.
>> The butt hurt is off the charts. I take
what scientists tell me. You think that
anyone who teaches science is just
blindly repeating what they were told by
scientists? That's what happens when you
never learn an ounce of science. When I
learned chemistry in college, I had to
do a bunch of chemistry. That's how
education works, especially in the
sciences. You do the science that others
have done before you in order to
validate those results to yourself. And
because I learned chemistry so well, I
was able to then teach it at an
accredited university, which is what
professors do. And because I taught it
so well, I was able to start this
channel along with the moniker I
justifiably chose since it represents
the job I had just been doing, and it
became massively successful because I
helped students pass their classes with
my top-notch educational tutorials,
which is what I did for 5 years prior to
ever debunking [\h__\h] flat-Earthers
like yourself.
>> So, he has he's not a university
professor, does not hold a PhD.
He is a science communicator.
>> There you go, a science communicator.
That's what he calls it.
>> YouTube. Anybody can be a science
communicator.
>> No, but I mean that's but that I mean
not to Okay, so that I understand what
you're saying. He's not a professor.
Science communicators are needed though
cuz they relate science to I guess
regular people.
But I guess I I know what you're saying.
He's not a professor. Got it. Okay.
>> Right.
>> Again, I did indeed teach at a
university. You don't need a doctorate
to do that. And no, Jamar, not just
anyone can be a science communicator.
You, for example, could not be a science
communicator because you're a
science-illiterate asshat who pretends
that science isn't real. You really
can't do much of anything, in fact.
That's why you've become this
disappointment that you are today,
wearing a hat that says hip-hop legend
despite having been totally irrelevant
for three decades.
>> In content, things can go diabolical cuz
there's an audience.
So, like me and you could get into
argument off camera and it's like we'll
we'll make it peaceful, but then there's
an audience. Whatever happens here and
then for whatever, you make me seem like
a stupid [\h__\h] who don't know
[\h__\h]
>> Mhm.
>> I might, even if you apologize,
I might have issues cuz you just made me
look stupid to my audience.
>> Right.
>> And I think that's what happened.
>> No, what happened is that Jamar is a
stupid [\h__\h] Godfrey didn't make
Jamar seem like a stupid [\h__\h]
Dante didn't make Jamar seem like a
stupid [\h__\h] Jamar simply is a
stupid [\h__\h] He has been his
entire life. It's his defining quality.
He just shields himself from this fact
by never interacting with anyone capable
of exposing him as a stupid
[\h__\h] But he ruined his hot
streak by agreeing to interact with me,
and absolutely nobody owes Jamar an
apology for the fact that he is the
stupidest [\h__\h] in the tri-state
area.
>> I'm not saying you look stupid or
anything like that. It's just sometimes
you can get ambushed. Sometimes people
know how to win an argument on camera.
>> There's no argument. The Earth isn't
flat, and I can prove that with cameras
on, with cameras off, to Jamar's dumb
[\h__\h] face, or to myself. Facts are
facts, and Jamar did indeed look
incredibly stupid while deflecting from
all the facts I provided, which was not
in any way, shape, or form an ambush.
>> But you felt as if it was a content
ambush.
It had been months in advance or
something like that. It had been planned
for a while.
And
>> But I'm going to say that he wasn't the
one that planned it. It was his man,
Dante.
>> dude?
>> Yes.
>> Okay. Got it.
>> And but I feel like
>> That's your man?
>> he allowed him- self to be manipulated.
You see what I'm saying? By the bald
dude.
>> It wasn't planned months in advance, nor
would that absolve you of your infantile
behavior. You ran your mouth, then
Dante, who apparently shall no longer be
named by you, knew you were full of
[\h__\h] but couldn't debunk you in real
time. He asked if I would come on. I
said yes, and it happened. That's it.
This is like when some little [\h__\h] on
the schoolyard talks real tough,
publicly agrees to fight a bigger kid
after school by the flagpole, and then
when he gets his ass beaten to a pulp
with all his classmates watching, he
just whines about how he got sucker
punched. You're [\h__\h] 57 years old,
dude. Get your life together.
>> That broke the internet, though.
>> Yeah, [laughter] but but but at the end
of the day,
what what what what what did you really
gain from it?
>> A whole lot of laughs at your expense,
[\h__\h] Totally worth it.
>> A lot of people feel like if they try to
take somebody else down,
that it's going to bring them up.
>> Mhm.
>> And ultimately, that's not even what
happens.
>> Well, no, it does happen. I have
elevated myself tremendously by exposing
lots of grifting frauds because it's an
important public service, so I am
rewarded for my enormous efforts by
people who see the value in what I do
and how entertaining I make it. You're
just mischaracterizing the situation
because you want people to think I'm
some petty jerk on TMZ making jokes
about your outfit or some actress who
gained a few pounds. On the contrary,
I'm neutralizing the massive wave of
science denial and charlatanry that is
poisoning society, hastening an
authoritarian takeover from Christian
theocrats, and killing people in large
numbers. You may not realize you're a
small part of that, but you are.
>> You could
You could try to take me down. First of
all,
most of us live in a edited life, right?
So,
that was one time where
you were able to see me
flawed.
You were able to see me not cool, calm,
and collected like I usually am. You
were able to see me
off-kilter, off my game, right?
>> You don't have any game, Jamar, but more
importantly, what we all saw was the
real you, a petty, insecure,
narcissistic, delusional toddler who
can't stand being shown what he really
is. You can run from your identity by
insulating yourself with people who
either don't know that or won't tell
you, but it's who you are all the same.
I'm just a guy who tells it like it is
that you were too dumb to run from.
>> But in the society that we live in
today, usually
you're able to just go on your phone and
edit that out.
>> Oh, god.
>> You take a thousand selfies until you
find the right one that you're going to
post.
You see
>> Filter.
>> to where
that was life unfiltered.
You see? And we don't
usually see that on the internet.
That's what
made it ill. You see what I'm saying?
And
that's why immediately I'm like, "Yo,
don't put that up." You know what I
mean?
>> You're basically admitting that you're a
hideous cave troll who posts heavily
filtered and airbrushed selfies, and
you're upset that somebody posted a
candid photo of you. You are admitting
that you are embarrassed to have been
seen as you truly are. You should
reflect on that because it doesn't even
sound like you're hearing yourself right
now.
>> If you don't have that certain
something,
it don't matter. Like like
a whole man, I had a slew of people come
at me after that thinking, "Oh, THIS IS
THE TIME NOW. WE'RE GOING TO GET HIM."
I HAD
[\h__\h] [\h__\h] THAT WERE, you know what I
mean? Where I told them what my price
was. "Oh, okay. I I I'm
I'm going to
I'm going to get that money up. I'll be
back to you." You know, and once that
[\h__\h] all I bet YOUR PRICE IS GOING DOWN
NOW AND THINK THEY'RE GOING TO, YOU
KNOW, talk [\h__\h] to me.
"Oh, yeah. Um
>> You know what, Aubrey? You owe me more
now.
>> So
>> Holy [\h__\h] this is hard to watch. First
of all, whatever certain something
you're pretending to have that people
like Godfrey don't have is totally
nonexistent. If you had an ounce of
talent in your body or any semblance of
an actual career, you'd be doing
whatever the [\h__\h] you do instead of
continuing to whine about me humiliating
you a year and a half ago. You don't see
Godfrey talking about this [\h__\h] every
day of his life because he's actually
funny and successful and has [\h__\h] going
on. He's doing comedy. You're nobody
doing nothing and people came out of the
woodwork to mock you for what happened
because they genuinely forgot who you
were until you went viral as my [\h__\h] or
even worse, that was the first time
they'd ever heard of you. I know it was
for me.
>> And what I'm saying is none of these
mother
became the new Lord Jamar. You see what
I'm saying? Because there's only one me.
You're not going to be able to answer
[\h__\h] the way I answer it or or have the
same outlook or the same type of
>> You have different experiences.
>> or even the same charisma.
>> Yeah.
>> Mother like this like just you don't
have it.
>> Who else could regurgitate some dumb
[\h__\h] from an Eric Dubay video and then
lash out with homophobia when it's
debunked right to his dumb face?
>> Okay, you got famous off of me. Get him
out of here.
>> of the earth.
Do you get it? Do you understand?
>> out of here.
Down is Get him out of here. Where do
>> is down is towards your is what you do
to your [\h__\h] father.
>> Get out of here.
>> Oh, now we got the gay jokes coming.
He's getting a little mad.
>> Who else has that level of charisma?
Jamar, we all thank our lucky stars that
there's only one of you because that's
more than enough.
>> I'm doing [snorts] research on Professor
Dave and I'm looking up and I'm like
another scientist wrote about him and
it's like he's not a real professor.
And it's like now I'm looking at it and
it's like, damn, that that is that is
interesting. I didn't I didn't just when
somebody calls himself professor, you
just assume they're professor.
And I think he does have um STEM
degrees. He's just not a professor.
And uh he probably pivoted, probably
makes way more money now as a content
creator. He's more of a content creator
that has Yeah, got it.
>> Exactly.
>> Yeah, which scientist are you talking
about, Chief? Want to cite your source
there? Because again, you can learn
about my employment history pretty
easily if you're actually looking for
it. It sounds like you just found a
Reddit post from some butt-hurt troll.
But yes, among other things, I'm a
content creator. That's part of what I
do as a science communicator. I make
educational content, and you're damn
right I make more money than I ever did
teaching. That's what happens when
you're talented and a workaholic, and
when teaching doesn't actually pay [\h__\h]
Does any of this disprove anything I
said to humiliate Jamar with basic facts
that small children can understand?
>> And here's the thing, we can I can
manipulate
a conversation. Like, I thought
that if we were going to debate some
[\h__\h]
we were going to debate
the concept of flat Earth, not
like the meaning of scientific terms.
And that's what you call trick
knowledge.
>> No, that's what you call humiliating a
science-illiterate [\h__\h] who uses words
he doesn't understand. We were indeed
debating the concept of a flat Earth,
and your attempt to defend your
brainwashing involved regurgitating
pathetic talking points that require a
complete ignorance of what words mean.
So, when I pressed you to defend those
things you heard on the internet, you
crumbled because you don't know what any
of those words mean. Cry about it.
>> Mhm.
>> So, like
the average person, like for instance,
this was a question that was asked to
me. Like, if I was to ask you,
what is the definition of weight?
Do you think the average the the average
person has the definite the scientific
definition of what weight is?
>> Not in their mind. You could try to
approximate what you think it is, but it
might sound stupid.
>> Right. So that's So that's what I'm
calling trig. Now, so if I if I'm having
a conversation about something and now I
move the goal post and say, "First of
all, what's the What's the definition of
weight?" And I don't know. OH, SO YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WEIGHT IS. SO how
can you argue? You see what
>> Stupid.
>> [laughter]
>> And so it was some [\h__\h] like that.
>> You've had 16 months to learn what
weight means and you still haven't done
it. That's nobody's problem but yours.
Weight is the force exerted by an object
by virtue of its position in a
gravitational field. W = mg. Weight =
mass * the local acceleration due to
gravity. You were trying to disprove the
existence of gravity by referencing a
concept that does not exist without
gravity. That's how [\h__\h] dumb you
are. And if other people also don't know
what weight means, that doesn't help
your case at all. Do you know why?
Because if you stop 100 people on the
street and 95 of them don't know the
definition of weight and then you tell
them, all of them will go, "Oh, really?
That's neat. I learned something today."
They won't [\h__\h] their pants and cry and
tell you the Earth is flat. Because as
dumb as many people are, almost nobody
is dumb enough to be a flat-earther.
>> We've Oh, here's another thing. We've
all
We've watched movies where
um
maybe they're on a spaceship, right? And
then a hole busts out in a spaceship,
right? What happens if a hole gets
punctured in a spaceship in a movie?
>> Everybody sucked out.
>> Everybody gets sucked out. Why?
>> Nope. Everybody gets pushed out by the
air inside the spaceship. Air pushes its
way out to equalize the pressure and
maximize entropy, and it pushes whatever
is in front of it. Air can push things,
you know. So, no, nothing is sucking.
Nothing is magically pulling anything.
There's nothing outside of the ship that
can reach inside and pull people out of
it. You're just a [\h__\h] idiot who
doesn't know what a vacuum is, so you
imagine space as being a big vacuum
cleaner, which also does not suck or
pull or anything of the sort. It creates
a pressure differential such that the
surrounding air pushes the debris into
the vacuum cleaner. This is why it's
very important to know what a vacuum is,
so that you don't fall for some stupid
[\h__\h] like that space should be sucking
all the air off of a spherical Earth.
Because when you aren't a [\h__\h] [\h__\h]
and you know what a vacuum is, and you
understand basic physics, you instantly
see how [\h__\h] dumb that sounds.
>> Because the so-called vacuum of space,
right?
And in your mind, right?
Uh that when you hear the word vacuum,
right? You think of something that
sucks.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, no. In science, apparently in
science, a vacuum has a different
definition. You see, this is trick
knowledge, bro. And that's the type of
[\h__\h] that was trying to be used against
me.
>> No, it's regular old knowledge. It's
just people who aren't morons
understanding how things work. You call
it tricks because you're a lazy little
[\h__\h] you can't even bother to Google
something to see how dumb you are.
>> So, when I talk about the vacuum of
space against the uh open, you know,
container of the open so-called
pressurized air that we live in, and
every anything that's pressurized has to
have a container.
>> Look at you blindly stabbing for words.
You can't even construct a coherent
sentence using basic scientific terms.
There's no container. Air exists.
Gravity exists. Atmospheric particles
are held by Earth's gravitational pull,
except for hydrogen and helium because
they're so light. Because the
atmospheric particles exhibit a
distribution of temperatures and thus
velocities, the atmosphere is
distributed along a gradient, densest at
sea level and then gradually dissipating
until there's none left and then you're
in space. It's not air right next to
nothing and holy smokes, why doesn't the
magic vacuum cleaner in space suck up
the air next door? I explained this to
you quite clearly, but you were too busy
[\h__\h] your pants and looking up Eric
Dubay quotes to hear me.
>> But anyway, when I talk about that, oh,
well you are you thinking that a vacuum
is something that sucks? And then, well,
yeah. Doesn't Doesn't everybody think
that a vacuum is something that sucks?
>> If they do, they're wrong. The
difference is that virtually everybody
who thought that would listen to someone
like me explain what's really happening,
nod their heads, and accept that they
were mistaken. Only worthless
narcissistic [\h__\h] stains like you
continue to assert your profound
stupidity over the entirety of human
knowledge.
>> And now when you look
up what they're telling you a vacuum is,
they're saying that it it it's
different.
>> Who is they, Jamar? The Illuminati
lizard people? Or the Jews, perhaps? Or
is it just absolutely anybody who isn't
a [\h__\h] [\h__\h] like you?
>> So, again, this is [\h__\h] that you got to
take other people's word for who claim
to be smarter than you.
Um
>> [snorts]
>> it's all game, sir.
>> Almost everyone on Earth is smarter than
you, and you don't have to take
anybody's word for anything. That's not
how science works. Try actually learning
science sometime and you'll see that.
Just kidding, you'll go to your deathbed
like this.
>> Um so so when people say to me, "Do you
still believe in flat?" Of course.
The nothing was Nothing was even debated
in that night. Like, we didn't even get
down to anything, really.
>> Actually, I proved the Earth is a sphere
multiple times. You're just a
brainwashed loser who refuses to
relinquish the infantile delusions that
make him feel smart and special in a
world where he is truly the absolute
bottom of the barrel.
>> Um
Yeah, I was just off and yes, all water
must find its level, all water
uh must have a container. Prove me
wrong.
>> Whoosh, what a mic drop. All water must
have a container? Have you ever seen
rain, you dumb piece of [\h__\h] Good god,
the level of stupidity is just
breathtaking. I would ask you what level
means, but I don't want you to soil
yourself complaining about being asked
to define another word you don't
understand. It means perpendicular to
the local gravitational vector, which
points to the center of the earth.
That's why oceans conform to the surface
of the spherical earth because all the
water molecules are trying to get as
close to the center of the earth as
possible to minimize their gravitational
potential energy. It's the same reason
things fall down, unless you want to
start whining about density and
buoyancy, which are two more words you
couldn't define if you had a [\h__\h] gun
to your head, an experience I'm sure
you've had more than once. But we don't
need to get into all that. You weren't
off on that day, Jamar. You were being
exactly what you are, the dumbest
[\h__\h] on the [\h__\h] internet.
That's your legacy. Never forget it.
Thus ends another short and sweet
chapter in this tale debunking the
dumbest rapper to ever rap raps. Will
Lord Jamar ever move on from this? Will
he ever regain an ounce of self-respect
and transcend this endless
douchebaggery?
I doubt it, but stranger things have
happened. Until next time.